The League of Evil Exs...

We've all had an Ex we'd rather forget.

Admit it.

But, after you've managed to get over them and forget them, maybe find someone else, you look back and think... "What the hell was I doing?" or, my personal favourite "Was I drunk for our entire relationship?".

Exes are difficult to deal with because each one is different and it's often hard to determine how to deal with them. BUT FEAR NOT.

I have the solution to all of your problems.

7 EVIL EXs SOLVED WITH 7 SIMPLE SOLUTIONS.

1 - The normal Ex. (The rarist of them all) - This rare type of Ex with simply leave with no problems. You have both decided that he relationship is over, but you don't try and be friends. If you have this, you need no solution. Although, this is fairly unlikely and rarely ever happens. If you have this type of Ex, you are SO lucky.

2 - It was fine until it got weird. - We've all had this. You have the "I think we should be friends talk." You think it'll be fine, but it's getting weird. All of your friends hang out with you both and all you can think is "I've seen you naked." There is a simple solution to this: Stop hanging around them or act completely normal. They're too complete extremes, but it's not going to end well if you just keep things the way they are.

3 - Stalker - One of the worst kinds of Ex. They are always on your facebook profile, seeing if you have a new crush and they are always asking people about you. To be honest, there isn't an easy way around these guys. There's no point blocking them from facebook because they'll find a way onto your profile. all you can do is sit it out. Don't make them angry. They can be scary when they're angry. Just wait for them to find another person to dig their claws into.

4 - Weirdo - These guys are just a bit creepy. They don't care about you. They worry about people you're interested in. They want to know what you want to try and get you back. It can be quite scary. They might hurt your possible future squeeze, or start dressing and acting like them. There isn't really an easy way of dealing with these guys. You just need to keep calm and hope it dies down, if it doesn't, you may need to sit them down and talk to them...

5 - The lost love - You're still in love with your ex, but you just can't get over them. It's difficult. You thought you had a bond, maybe they were your 'first', but you've got to understand that it's over. The worst thing you can do is watch Romantic films and sit on your sofa eating ice cream. You need to get out and distract yourself, maybe find someone else. But the more you dwell on it, the worse it will become. The pain will ease eventually, you just need to accept that you're not getting them back and just have fun!

6 - The 'Will they, won't they' - You break up, you make up, you break up again. This one is easily solved. MAKE UP YOUR MIND. YOU EITHER WANT TO BE TOGETHER OR YOU DON'T. Your friends are probably getting bored of all the facebook updates. So, just decide whether or not you want to be together before everyone gets so annoyed they try and sabotage the relationship for you.

AND FINALLY

 7 - The one that you don't know what to do with - You were together so long, and you know you'll be friends, but you don't know whether or not to get back with them, and it can be confusing. But the best thing you can do is carry on being friends and see if the spark comes back. It's not going to be easy, because you've been with them so long, but trust me, it will get better.

However, if you've just read all of those and thought "It's not my Ex that's the problem, it's my girlfriend/boyfriend's!" then don't panic. I have advice for you.

Don't do what I do and get angry at them for being their Ex. Unless they've done something to annoy you, then they haven't actually done anything wrong and you can't be angry at them. Don't just hate them because they had your lover first. You have them now, and that's all that matters. Forget about them and just be happy with what you have!

Don't worry, be happy!

Black Sheep - From Scott Pilgrim Vs The World

(By the way, if you got the reference for this post before you saw the song, give your self a high five.)